The Faithful Husband

A faithful husband was drunk, he doesn’t know what was happening around him upon going home, and he directly entered the room and slept. Morning came, with amazement on his face, everything is in order, a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water with a note, “good morning honey, I’ll just buy groceries. Have your breakfast. I love you”. He was wondering why that was so. He asked his son, “What happened last night? Your mom should be angry”. Son replied, “Mom tried to unclothe you, but you said “stop, I’m married”.