Sunday, October 28, 2007

the cold lady

a guy stopped at a farmhaus..

for the night..

farmer: "sorry, we dont have..

a vacant room.. but i can let you..

sleep with my daugther..

if you promise not to touch her.."

(the agreed)

he went inside the dark room..

undressed and lied down..

then the daughter said..

"please embrace me"

guy: "i cant, i promised your dad..

not to touch you.."

daughter: "please, im getting cold"

guy:(sigh) "ok then.."

next morning he paid his bill..

and said..

"your daughter was very cold"

farmer: "i know, she's been dead for two days"

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