Kids Talk (by nike2x)

Dear God,

Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
- Lucy

Did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
- Norma

Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy.
- Carlo

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones. Why don’t you just keep the ones you got now?
- Lady

Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
- Zheila

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
- Varry

If you give me genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set
- Raphael

In bible times did they really talk that fancy?
- Jennifer

I bet it is hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world there are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
- Nan

I keep waiting for summer but it never comes yet. Don’t forget.
- Mark

We read that Edison made lights. But in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
- Sincerely Donna

I think the stapler is one of your greatest invention.
- Cielo


If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
- Mickey D.

Wouldn’t be easier if Mr. Moses wished to teleport all the people across the sea? Just asking.
- Skipper

Think about you sometimes even when I’m not praying.
- Elliott

I went to this wedding and they kissed tight in church is that ok?
- Carol

I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over
- Sam

I would like to live 400 years like the guy in the bible.
- Arlene

If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
- Bobot

Can I be like Superman even for just a week? My crush just moves in our neighborhood. Thanks.
- Clark

Dad, brought a mascot yesterday, her name was Aunt Steph. She’s so big and cuddly. Thanks.
- Liza

If you let me win in our acting contest I’ll let you wear my medal for 10 to 20 seconds.
- Kimberly

Please don’t let Rose know that I have a crush on her, I’m good as dead. I think I need to pee! Wait a minute…
- Olrac

Mom always chase me for a daily bath routine, is it in the bible?
- Christian

If I were a Buddhist will you still talk to me or you would just let me hum?
- Emen

The prayer that was tough to us was getting confusing, was it deliver us some email? Or deliver us more burger?
- Sincerely Daisy

I want to be like Jesus, I want to have lots of fans.
- Meligen

Sorry I cheat 2 answers from Liza and 9 answers from Joan in our Christian Ethics class.
- Princess

You don’t have to worry about me I look both ways.
- Manuel

Why can’t we celebrate Ash Wednesday on Friday? Is it related to Friday the 13?
- Mimi

I want to be a Superhero like Superman but no ghost villains please? You know I hate ghost.
- Jack

the cold lady

a guy stopped at a farmhaus..

for the night..

farmer: "sorry, we dont have..

a vacant room.. but i can let you..

sleep with my daugther..

if you promise not to touch her.."

(the agreed)

he went inside the dark room..

undressed and lied down..

then the daughter said..

"please embrace me"

guy: "i cant, i promised your dad..

not to touch you.."

daughter: "please, im getting cold"

guy:(sigh) "ok then.."

next morning he paid his bill..

and said..

"your daughter was very cold"

farmer: "i know, she's been dead for two days"

love moves in mysterious way..

a girl had a cancer..

and she had only one month..

to live..

she liked a boy..

working in a cd shop..

very much..

but she didn't tell him..

bout her love..

everyday she used to go..

to the cd shop..

and buy a cd to talk to him..

after a month..

she died..

the boy went to her house..

and asked bout her..

the mother told him..

that she died..

and took him to her..

daughter's room..

and he saw all the cds..

unopened..

the boy cried..

you know why?

its because he had..

kept his love letters..

inside the cd pack..

because..

he also loves her..

T_T

love of god

think about it..

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as..

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K (8 + 1 + 18 + 4 + 23 + 15 + 18 + 11 = 98%)

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E (11 + 14 + 15 + 23 + 12 + 5 + 4 + 7 + 5 = 96%)

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E (1 + 20 + 20 + 9 + 20 + 2 + 1 + 4 + 5 = 100%)

and look how far the love of God will take you..

L-o-v-E-O-F-G-O-D (12 + 15 + 22 + 5 + 15 + 6 + 7 + 15 + 4 = 101%)

god is always there to love us despite everything..

the missing letters

one day a priest asked a nun..

priest: sis.. have you seen letters in a crucifix?

nun: yes, father..

priest: how many?

nun: four letters..

[she's referring to the letter INRI (IESVS NAZARENVS REX IVDAEORVM)]

priest: is that all? there are still two important letters which we hardly noticed..

nun: two letters? what are these two letters, father?

priest: T and Y, which means Thank You.. A word we often take for granted.. for the cross is the greatest gift of God for us and yet we often fail to be grateful of it.

[T is the cross and Y is the crucified Christ]

"the dota prayer"

Dear GODLIKE thank you for OWNING me another day.

May all the WICKED SICK behealed by your dominating touch.

May your PERSEVERANCE be present MORNING TAVERN until DAWN TAVERN.

Increase our CRITICAL defences againts sin.

Damage LUCIFER'S ARMOR with your DIVINE RAPIER.

Forgive us for the times we BACKSTAB you.

Send your GUARDIAN ANGEL to saveus.

Continue to bring us UNSTOPPABLE blessing..

and fill ourhearts with TARRASQUE.AMEN.

the sailor.. ^_^

a sailor was stucked in an island..
where he is the only survivor..
he made a hut for his shelter..
day and night he prays..
and waits for someone to rescue him..
but no one came..
he stored food in the hut..
for his survival..
but one day..
the hut burned to ashes..
and nothing was left of it..
he was so angry..
he said:
"God, why have you done this to me!"
the next morning rescuers came..
he asked:
"how did you know im here?"
they replied:
"we saw a smoke signal."
...
...
trust him when misfortune happens..
his plans..
are always greater than yours

true meaning of sacrifice.. ^_^

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please it's tooscary!

Guy : Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl : *hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off andput it on yourself? It's bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down

Guy: I love you babeGirl: I love you too, please just slowdown now! Please!

(in the paper the next day):

A motorcycle had crashed into abuilding because of a brake failure.

Two people were on it, but only 1 hadsurvived.

The truth was that halfway down theroad, the guy realized that his brakesbroke, but he didn't want to let thegirl know.

Instead , he had her say she loved himand felt her hug one last time, thenhe had her wear his helmet so that shewould live even though it meant thathe would die.