the true value

one day, a $1 bill and $100 bill got folded together..

and began talking about their life experiences..

$100 began to brag:

"I've had a great life!

I've been in the wallets of fortunate 500 board members..

I've flown from one end of the country to the other!

I've been in the wallet of two presidents of the United States..

and once when Princess Diana visited United States..

she used me to buy a pack of gum."

In awe, $1 humbly responded:

"Gee, nothing like that has ever happened to me..

but i have been to CHURCH a lot.. ^_^"