The Chapter

In a service,

Pastor: Next Sunday, I’ll preach about the sin of lying. To understand more, I want you all to read Mark 17...

The following Sunday...

Pastor: How many of you had read Mark 17?

Almost every hand raised except for a guy who was dressed like a gangster member.

Pastor: Why my son you didn’t read what I tell you?

Guy: Well, I can’t find the 17th Chapter...

Pastor: (smiled)

“Mark has only 16 chapters. Let’ now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”

Jesus

He had no servants, yet they call Him Master.

No degree but they call Him Teacher.

No medicines and they call Him Healer.

No army yet kings feared Him.

He won no military battles yet He conquered the world.

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.

He was buried in a tomb yet He lives for us again.

Should we not trust Him with our lives?

Perfect World

A father was reading a newspaper...

He didn’t want to be disturbed by his little girl so he cut out a map of the world,

tore it to pieces and gave it to her to assemble,

after a while she returned to him with the map all in perfect order.

Every piece in its place.

The suprised father said:

“Honey, you don’t know anything about geography so how did you do it?”

The innocent girl replied:

“The picture of Jesus is at the back and I know if I had Jesus in the right place,
the whole world would be perfect.”