Wednesday, January 26, 2011

UNO


Our grade doesn’t necessarily tell us who we are...

Sometimes it tells us what kind of teacher we have.

MATH


A cute letter by a little kid who hates Math:

“Dear Math,

Please grow up soon and try to solve your own problems.

Don’t depend on others.”

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Son of a Farmer


Bill Gates went to a restaurant.

He paid his bill and gave $2.00 tip.

The waiter said,

“Sir did you know that yesterday you’re son gave me a $100.00 tip and you gave only $2.00?”

Bill gates replied,

“He’s a son of a billionaire; I’m a son of a farmer.”