Thursday, January 20, 2011

Love


If a bird fell in love with a fish, where would they live?

Who keeps the fins and who loses its wings?

It’s an irony, but that’s what love means…

“Sacrifice”

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

The Question


Teacher: Have you seen God?

Student: No Maam.

Teacher: Then there is no God. To see is to believe.

Student: Maam may I ask you a question?

Teacher: Sure.

Student: Have you seen you’re brain?

Teacher: No.

Student: Then it means Maam you don’t have brain?

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Speechless


Teacher: Did God create everything?

Student: Yes

Teacher: If so then God also created evil. Therefore God is evil?

(One student stands up)

Student: Sir, does cold exist?

Teacher: Yes it does.

Student: Actually Sir it doesn’t, base on the law of physics, cold is simply the absence of heat. And so does dark exist Sir?

Teacher: Of course it does.

Student: Dark doesn’t exist. Dark is only the absence of light. Just like evil, it is only the absence of God in a man’s heart.

Teacher: (speechless)

The student was, ALBERT EINSTEIN.