"the dota prayer"

Dear GODLIKE thank you for OWNING me another day.

May all the WICKED SICK behealed by your dominating touch.

May your PERSEVERANCE be present MORNING TAVERN until DAWN TAVERN.

Increase our CRITICAL defences againts sin.

Damage LUCIFER'S ARMOR with your DIVINE RAPIER.

Forgive us for the times we BACKSTAB you.

Send your GUARDIAN ANGEL to saveus.

Continue to bring us UNSTOPPABLE blessing..

and fill ourhearts with TARRASQUE.AMEN.

the sailor.. ^_^

a sailor was stucked in an island..
where he is the only survivor..
he made a hut for his shelter..
day and night he prays..
and waits for someone to rescue him..
but no one came..
he stored food in the hut..
for his survival..
but one day..
the hut burned to ashes..
and nothing was left of it..
he was so angry..
he said:
"God, why have you done this to me!"
the next morning rescuers came..
he asked:
"how did you know im here?"
they replied:
"we saw a smoke signal."
...
...
trust him when misfortune happens..
his plans..
are always greater than yours

true meaning of sacrifice.. ^_^

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please it's tooscary!

Guy : Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl : *hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off andput it on yourself? It's bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down

Guy: I love you babeGirl: I love you too, please just slowdown now! Please!

(in the paper the next day):

A motorcycle had crashed into abuilding because of a brake failure.

Two people were on it, but only 1 hadsurvived.

The truth was that halfway down theroad, the guy realized that his brakesbroke, but he didn't want to let thegirl know.

Instead , he had her say she loved himand felt her hug one last time, thenhe had her wear his helmet so that shewould live even though it meant thathe would die.