Strands

Isn’t it nice and overwhelming to know that someone memorizes your cell phone number?

It clearly means you are important to that person.

How much more when someone memorizes the number of the strands of your hair?

That’s how important you are to God.

UNO

Our grade doesn’t necessarily tell us who we are...

Sometimes it tells us what kind of teacher we have.

MATH

A cute letter by a little kid who hates Math:

“Dear Math,

Please grow up soon and try to solve your own problems.

Don’t depend on others.”

Son of a Farmer

Bill Gates went to a restaurant.

He paid his bill and gave $2.00 tip.

The waiter said,

“Sir did you know that yesterday you’re son gave me a $100.00 tip and you gave only $2.00?”

Bill gates replied,

“He’s a son of a billionaire; I’m a son of a farmer.”

Love

If a bird fell in love with a fish, where would they live?

Who keeps the fins and who loses its wings?

It’s an irony, but that’s what love means…

“Sacrifice”

The Question

Teacher: Have you seen God?

Student: No Maam.

Teacher: Then there is no God. To see is to believe.

Student: Maam may I ask you a question?

Teacher: Sure.

Student: Have you seen you’re brain?

Teacher: No.

Student: Then it means Maam you don’t have brain?

Speechless

Teacher: Did God create everything?

Student: Yes

Teacher: If so then God also created evil. Therefore God is evil?

(One student stands up)

Student: Sir, does cold exist?

Teacher: Yes it does.

Student: Actually Sir it doesn’t, base on the law of physics, cold is simply the absence of heat. And so does dark exist Sir?

Teacher: Of course it does.

Student: Dark doesn’t exist. Dark is only the absence of light. Just like evil, it is only the absence of God in a man’s heart.

Teacher: (speechless)

The student was, ALBERT EINSTEIN.

The Kiss

Boy and Girl talking…

Camei: If ever you will have a chance to kiss me, where it will be?

Nike-Nike: (smiled and answered)

………

“At the Church”

Blessings

One day in a Science Class.

The teacher asked his students to give examples of things which are countless.

One student answered Water.

Another one answered Sand.

The other one answered Air.

The teacher noticed that everybody was participating except for one student named Nike-Nike.

He called his attention and asked the same question…

“What are the things which are countless?”

The student stood up and answered,

“BLESSINGS”

AIDS

A boy is dying of a cancer and his friend asked:

“Why do you keep on telling people that you’re dying because of AIDS?”

He replied…

“So when I’m dead no one will dare to touch my girl unless that person loves her so much.”