Sacrifice

A Psychic talking with a Ghost:

Psychic: Why did u die?

Ghost: I was struck by a car trying to save someone.

Psychic: Why?

Ghost: cause I dont want my love to get hurt.

Pyschic: You reallly love her a lot because you've sacrifice your own life just for her, maybe she's sad now, because of your death.

Ghost: No, she's very happy cause the one that I save is the man that she loves.

The Bible

A 21 yrs old son asks his parents for a car for his birthday.

Unfortunately his father handed him a bible.

Instead of receiving it, he threw it, went mad and never returned home.

He has raised his own family and years have passed, his parents died in a plane crash.

He went to the funeral and surprisingly found the bible he refused to receive when his parent gave it.

As he went on to the pages of the bible, he noticed an envelope with a car key and a letter that read.

“Happy Birthday”! We love you,

Ma and Pa (the car is still in the garage)